which you didn’t….but stick around, I’m going somewhere…
- Rapunzel looked better as a blonde in Tangled.
- all these rappers need something to quell their emotions because I really do get sick of seeing sad rappers on my Twitter TL.
- I don’t think this Black Family Mafia needs a TV show because I don’t think they’re a real mafia. Since when do Mafia’s have reality shows??
- I think Rihanna and Chris Brown are still playing hide the sausage.
(SN:: Do people still call it ‘hide the sausage’??)
- I may or may not be a hater but I’m tired of seeing pre-pubescent children on my television masquerading as adults. You know the ones, the kids who brag about starting their ‘career’ at 5 years old. I’m like, um, sir, you’re 8. #stopthemadness kid stars aren’t ‘kids’ anymore. They’re just not.
- I need to see a doctor because I’m always hot. Even in the cold…
- I was identified in a work holiday party picture by my boobs and although I pretend to be upset I was VERY, VERY happy.
And lastly,
- I heard the funniest joke about Asians so I told it to my Asian-American friend. It took me about and hour to decide whether or not to tell her because it was so funny but kind of mean. So I did. She laughed. Then she hit me with a ‘black’ joke. And I shut the fuck up.
That is all for now. As you were…..
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